UFO (Unusual Fouling Occurrence) incident in March

A letter writer came home to find copious amounts of horse poo outside his house...

Did anyone witness the Unusual Fouling Occurrence which I discovered on my return home on Saturday, October 23, having been out all day.

I suspected that perhaps a re-enactment group had gone by, the the guise of the 7th Cavalry.

At least one horse was ‘frit’, causing it to drop copious amounts of ‘equine excreta’.

After this, any hope the group may have had of recreating General Custer’s Last Stand’ was thwarted because, quite frankly, there was barely a place left to stand in front of my home.

I bear no ill will toward any person responsible.Fact is, it’s a welcome change from the doggy doo often experienced.

By the light of a nearby street lamp, my wife and I cleaned up the scene and deposited what Iregard as a ‘glorious addition’ into my garden compost bins.

Every cloud, as the saying goes.

Rowland Mott

March